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• Anybody else remember the days when Monster was an energy drink and not a fashion statement? 2010/07/24
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonaid. When life gives you HIV, make lemonAIDS. 2010/06/15
• Daily inspirational quote from 12 year-old brother: "Why would one live if all they do is look for food?" He was watching Animal Planet. 2010/06/08
• I just dipped my hand into a can of pineapple thinking it was a bag of pretzels. Still delicious, though. 2010/06/04
• I know this sounds like a bad pun, but if you ask me, growing up is getting old. 2010/05/30