From: shortdomainnames
To: Mr. Anderson
Subject: Message from eBay Member Regarding Item [...]
Sent Date: Dec-15-09 14:11:55 PST

Dear Mr. Anderson,

Please let me know when you will be able to pay for YRGB.com. Please note that I accept payments only from verified Paypal accounts

- shortdomainnames

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From: Mr. Anderson
To: shortdomainnames
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question [...]
Sent Date: Dec-17-09 11:20:00 PST

Hello,

Sorry about the late response. I accidentally spent all of my money on drugs and hookers, so it took me a while to scrape another $$$ togeather.

Regardless, I just sent the payment via PayPal (eCheck) and you should receive it no later than December 22nd.

Please let me know when you plan to transfer the domain name to my account.

Thanks again,
Mr. Anderson

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From: shortdomainnames
To: Mr. Anderson
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question [...]
Sent Date: Dec-17-09 11:23:17 PST

I will be able to transfer the name only after payment is cleared. I will need your Godaddy username and email to transfer the domain.

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From: Mr. Anderson
To: shortdomainnames
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question [...]
Sent Date: Dec-17-09 14:45:25 PST

My customer number is ######## and my email is ——-@gmail.com

You’re not going to hack my account, are you? One time I read about a computer hacker named Kevin Bacon who broke into the Internet and stole a website or something and I really don’t want that to happen to me.

Regards,
Mr. Anderson

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From: shortdomainnames
To: Mr. Anderson
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question [...]
Sent Date: Dec-22-09 10:59:13 PST

You paypal echeck has cleared and I now have pushed YRGB.com to your Godaddy account.

Important! You must now log in to your account and accept the domain in Pending Account Changes. If you don’t accept domain, transfer will not be finished.

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From: Mr. Anderson
To: shortdomainnames
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question [...]
Sent Date: Dec-23-09 00:37:43 PST

Again, thank you. It’s always been a dream of mine to own a successful porn site, and I believe I’ve taken that all-important first step to doing so.

Come to think of it, now that I’ve spent all of my money on this domain name, how will I pay my actors? Would you, by any chance, be willing to dress up as a woman and preform acts of intercourse on camera?

I will pay you in Neopoints, as that is the only type of currency I have left.

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From: shortdomainnames
To: Mr. Anderson
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question [...]
Sent Date: Dec-23-09 08:30:07 PST

without comments…

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From: Mr. Anderson
To: shortdomainnames
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question [...]
Sent Date: Dec-23-09 08:55:00 PST

There will be cake.