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• America's Best Dance Crew could make a lot more money if, every time Lil' Mama started to talk, they went to commercial. 20 hours ago
• And always remember that Micheal Jackson died for your sons. 21 hours ago
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Possession of stolen property. And it's a criminal offense in most states. 2010/03/04
• Do suicide bombers make bucket lists? 2010/02/28
• Blah blah blah Avatar. Blah blah blah good graphics. Blah blah blah shallow storyline. Now can we please move on? 2010/02/26