I will admit that, although I like to have fun on this website, it can sometimes be at the expense of others. Unfortunately, in this business, when you try to make somebody laugh you inevitably end up offending somebody else. Usually a woman. But I suppose I will just have to accept that.

However, there’s just no excuse for some of the things my little brother says. At a mere 12 years old, he might be the most intolerant person on the face of the Earth, and yet he seems completely unaware of it. So for your consideration, here is a brief list of some of the horrible things that have left his filthy little mouth. Keep in mind that I do not endorse or support anything you’re about to read and that you should continue at your own discretion.

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Women:
I agree that women are like a fine wine. The older they get, the better they are, and you get to keep them locked in the cellar.

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PETA:
Fuck that shit. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a fucking vegetarian.

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Hillary Clinton:
Hillary Clinton for President? Yeah, a woman bleeding all over the country, that’s just what we need. Civil war once a month, folks.

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Tolerance:
I’m not racist. I would love to see little black girls and little white girls playing with each other.

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Muslims:
The only difference between a Muslim and a robot is that one is a mindless, self-destructive killing machine with no emotions, and the other is a robot.

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Hillary Clinton (Cont’d):
On second thought, maybe we should have a lesbian President. At least then she’d have an excuse to not do dick.

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Civil rights:
Martin Luther King day, what a joke. How long do you think it took them to realize that making a day off work every time a black man got shot was a bad idea?

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Age of consent:
Well, you know what they say, if they’re old enough to crawl at least they’re in the right position.